From the left: Greg Probably tied for first in the d.b. race, but he got kicked off last night for not going to their "job" at the Improv so that spot is owned solely by Joey (3rd from the left, I'll get to him shortly). Greg was the immature, insecure narcissist that everybody hated. I didn't particularly hate him, it was kind of funny to watch him piss off the other d.a.'s.
Dave I think that's his name. He bangs the blond 2nd from the right. He fills the role of the short guy with the overwhelming Napoleon complex. He sucks and is a pretty huge d.b..
Sarah The conservative Christian in the group. For some reason the cameras always focus in on her as she stares at walls and stuff, seemingly in deep moments of religious rumination. In reality, she isn't very bright and is the only remotely decent chick in the house. Unfortunately she'll never show us the type of skin Bree does so she sucks as well.
Bree The resident skank. It's obvious she doesn't value herself very highly which is why all she does is drink, smoke, and bang some walking STD named JoJo (the roommates gave him the nickname HoHo-they're not very creative).
Joey- I'm not sure where to begin with this guy. He almost deserves his own post. He brings his d.b. game to a level that not even Puck or CT could achieve. Here is a clip of him while he is tanked losing in arm wrestling and acting like a general d.b..
Later on he goes to rehab. He just got back last episode and is still whining about how his drinking is a life or death situation. Shut up d.b.. Drink your beer like a man. It's not the drinking that's your problem, it's the fact that you're a huge d.b.. Rehab can't fix that.
Kim I think. She is the judgmental Southern Belle that is a closet skank. Not too much there. The more I watch the show, the better looking she gets, but in general, not hot.
Will The insightful musician. He has a tendency to be a little over dramatic and definitely crosses over into d.b. territory often, but probably the most level-headed person in the cast. He annoys me because he is always trying to be cute around females and tells them that he has a "kindergarten crush" on them. No comment needed. D.B. City.
This leads me to the whole purpose of this post. Last night Janelle from the Real World Key West popped up in a bar, befriended Will, and offered to help him with his music career. I think this is a RW first. A cast member from a different season trying to gangster her way into another season that has nothing to do with her-beyond shameless. From a trailer I saw the producers are foreshadowing a relationship between her and Will. Can you believe this? There is no way a chick that looks like this-
would ever date a d.b. like Will that runs around telling hoes he has a kindergarten crush on them. Well, Janelle, I guess I have to say good luck and you go. Trying to strip-mine the Real World for another 12 seconds of fame is better than, well, stripping I guess. If you decide to take the latter route though, I won't be mad at you.
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Sometimes when I get done working out, I do up my hair like Joey before I come upstairs from the basement and then I throw the door open and scream out, "I was not LIKE this until I stepped in this @#$%^&* house!"
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