I heard he imports shitloads of fine cognac and other luxury items while he lets his population suffer in wretched poverty. He also likes to "accidentally" launch rockets over Japan and basically tell the entire world to f-off. Well, I guess not anymore. He blew up some tower at a nuclear facility that was already disabled and incredibly easy to rebuild as a show of his devotion to dismantling the country's nuclear weapons program. He might be bullshitting and probably sold whatever technology they had to every d.a. and their grandmother from Syria to Indonesia, but it was enough to get his country off of that list.
This removal begs the question, which country is going to take its place?
I have a few suggestions:
1. Madagascar-I'm pretty sure the only things that live there are bush-babies, turtles, birds, and other stuff like that, which would make it kind of a funny choice.
2. France-If Cirque du Soleil isn't considered an act of terror, I'm not sure what is-
3. The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia-Just because of the name.
Time for lunch. If anybody has any suggestions, please post them in the comments.
*Side Note* The Bulls took Derrick Rose as I instructed. Well done.
Welcome home Derrick. You've got your work cut out for you whipping those biatches into shape, good luck.
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Who's the white haired fella? Rose's Dad?
Yeah.
Wait a minute... that wasn't a meltdown?! I thought someone hit the wrong button, and the tower just melted down like in Dr. No. And, that was how he got off the list. Maybe Canada could take it's place? Canada or Mexico? Both are serious threats to American soil.
What's goin' on with this blog Dan? Tell me you have better things to do- I don't believe you. Unless you got a book deal. Then I believe you.
Dude, where's our blog?
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