Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Kobe and his Assorted Euro-Trash are Done





That's right. It's over.



Paul Pierce is the man. I loved watching him make Kobe his biatch. It was also great to see Phil Jackson whine and pout and be a sore loser. I now realize I never liked the ass. We kind of just tolerated his zen bullshiat back in the days because Mike kept winning championships, I guess.




And he should have known better from his days coaching Toni Kukoc than to have more than one Slav on the squad. There were at least 2 Croats and a Spaniard on his Lakers squad. That's championship suicide. Defense wins championships and those comrades from behind the iron curtain think defense is optional and highly unfashionable.
Did anybody notice KG hugging on some Asian dude during the celebration? He hugged him by the bench and then later on in center court. Now I've always noticed that KG is a little more thoughtful and sensitive than your average NBA baller, but that got me thinking he might be REALLY sensitive and maybe fabulously so, if you catch my drift. Then I saw this picture:


Yep, he's FABULOUS alright.


Halfway through the celebration I could have sworn they switched to a rerun of Return of the Jedi because I saw that Ewok Wicket out there giving love to Paul Pierce.


I later realized it was Bill Russell.

The Bulls worked out Michael Beasley yesterday. He is actually 6'7" and 3/4, not 6'10" like he was listed at K-State. Red-Flag. Listen to me Vinnie, go D-Rose, he'll make you look good.

-Dan

3 comments:

KWWD18 said...

Phil Jackson is a loafer and a tramp!

Yesenia said...

I can't believe u called him queer.

Anonymous said...

He didn't call him a queer. You just did. He laid completely factual pieces of information but never made any statements indicating he was. I think your safe from the lawsuits that would come out of this.