The Most Entertaining Presidential Race Ever?

As you all know, the official FLC stance regarding blogging about politics is that we don't do it, ever. But the quickly approaching conclusion to this race has illicited a sense of premature nostalgia in the depths of my being which has forced me to make an exception to this policy. Let's face the truth. This was, objectively, the most entertaining race for president in the history of the world. I hardly know where to begin or end. Let's start with some visual aids:

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Don't you rear your head over here Putin, you hear me okay dere?

It's about time they removed the whole "literacy" requirement from the Vice-President's job description:

I can't believe people think she is unqualified to run this country, she reads EVERY newspaper in the ENTIRE world. Do you know how many there are and how many languages they're in? Pretty f-ing impressive if you ask me. Would you be able to name 1 if you read about 38,045 a day? Didn't think so.
That whole interview had me rolling.

Cat-Fight Extraordinaire.


You could tell Katie Couric was pissed that this incoherent b**** was one timely heart attack from running this damn thing and she was still hustling interviews out in the streets. Piece of advice to Ms. Couric-you better polish up that resume in case McCain wins.
One thing Palin did prove she knew a little something about was winking. That chick can drop a devastating wink on ya' that'll make you feel 2 feet tall. Just ask Joe Biden:


That's how you connect with "Joe Six-Pack" Sarah, well done. And who the f*** is "Joe Six-Pack by the way"? Is this some super-hero I've never heard of that's native to the Alaskan tundra or something? Or is the personal trainer set a swing vote in this election? I'm confused. I know a few "Joe 12 pack of Stella and 7 vodka/sodas". Shiat, I've even met a few "Josephine 9 fuzzy navels before noon" and neither of the candidates are reaching out to them. What gives? Their votes matter too.
It seems both candidates are vastly out of touch with regular people. FYI John and Barack, nobody gives a spelunking-f*** about plumbers. Plumbers are not the fundamental fulcrum of the American economy. They plunge shiat, literally:

Whoops, that's an example of a plunging-neckline.
Sorry for the error, here we go:

And they'll keep plunging shiat no matter who wins or what tax breaks they may/may not get. It's in their nature and they can't be stopped from plunging shiat. And if for some reason they do, we always have gravity and drano to help with that.
Speaking of shiat, and more importantly, shiat-talking, BO (you weren't going to get away that easy)talks some pretty tough game about his basketball skills. I did some research on the topic and found some footage that is hilarious and makes you wonder about his "character":

Would somebody please D that man up? My grandmother could have dropped 30 on those cats the way they were rolling over. And that bogus no-look pass at the :47 mark had me in tears. Passing from 3/4 court to half court when nobody is paying attention or playing D and throwing that terrible, quick head turn, no-look-but-still-looking joint is really a joke. This is a no-look pass (sorry about the German):

Remember Barack, and this might be getting too philosophical for some, but it's not a no-look pass if nobody sees you pass it.
And how can I pass on making a reference to "drill baby drill":

Guliani's (if I spelled that incorrectly and you noticed it, good job, I'm proud of you) speech at the RNC was one of the highlights of the entire race for me. That guy is a grade-A d.b., and for that I love the man.
As I mentioned before, this race is so full of entertaining tidbits that I truly don't know where to begin or end the discussion. I guess I'll just leave you with this:

I really love that woman.