Bears season would be that their record, after all was said and done, would be...4 and 12. This was based on last season's performance and the seemingly terrible decision to draft Matt Forte in the 2nd round and the potentially disastrous offensive line situation. I stand corrected. After smashing Indy, at Indy, and spanking Carolina for 3 quarters on the road, I'm adjusting the official stance. 10 and 6 is the new prediction. This prediction comes with some qualifiers. One: Brian Urlacher needs to concentrate on hittin' running backs and not hittin' skeezers like this:
2. Matt Forte continues to run like Emmit Smith and not like this dunce:
3. Greg Olson stops actin' a bitch and learns how to make plays like the H-Bomb:
And 4: We treat the Bucs like we would if this skank hoe were trying to jack us for our ends:
If all this happens, I'll be smiling like the 'Lach and Zume in this pic (recognize that chick BL is fondling? She's from Rock of Love Season 1...)
BTW, I know I have some loyal readers that are Lions fans. Let me remind y'all are 0-2 and this is what MegaTron really looks like:
Watch Mike Brown shut his ass down.
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Take it easy on Estelle Gety, she is dead. But at least you aren't to blame. Plus she was the most doable of the Golden Girls, cause Bea Arthur is a man, Rue Mclanahan is a fat pig and Betty White, yikes.....
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