Bikini Shot

I promised my devoted fans that I would post the Sarah Palin bikini shots once they were available. My main-man forwarded this to me (one of the best attorneys in Chicago-email me if you need his info.) and I appreciate the thought:


It's probably photoshopped, but McCain's camp couldn't have done a better job. It's about f-ing time we had a bikini-clad, gun-totin', fancy-spectacled-wearin' VP candidate. I heard Obama's camp is releasing an equivalent photo of Biden to garner female votes. Don't worry, I won't be posting it: