Good luck White Sox

May you finish the season strong White Sox. I honestly hope you make the playoffs and get to the World Series-so the Cubs can whoop that a$$. As a celebration of the Cubs superb season, I present some photographs that have a warm spot in all Cubs fans' hearts. White Sox fans probably want to look away:

I love how scared AJ looks in this picture. He knows he got caught actin' a biatch and that he is about to pay the price.

Xanadu! Perhaps the best photograph ever taken. A picture really does tell a thousand words.

Hey, how did that get there? Sorry female fans of the blog, it appears my computer has a virus. That gratuitous photo isn't supposed to be there. Rest assured, I have my IT people working on this now. We will work diligently to correct this error.

Let's Act Like We've Been There Before

Attention all Cubs fans:

I might just be a cranky c-knocker, but I'm really tired of Cubs fans (I'm one, fyi) acting like Saddam died, another economic "stimulus" check was mailed, and WHAM reunited all on the same day whenever we win the Central. Come on people, we have like the 2nd or 3rd highest payroll in the league, the best park in the nation in one of the best baseball neighborhoods, and we're in one the nation's largest media markets. We should be winning this thing damn near every year. Let's act like clinching the division in mid-September is expected, instead of this:


We don't want to give our players the impression that the mission is accomplished:


I'm a realist who appreciates baseball and Chicago and actin' a fool just because we won a division is unacceptable in my opinion. People typically meet clearly defined expectations and we should let the players and management know that a World Series WIN is what will garner our collective adoration. Just making it is not doing it for me. Winning the NLCS will be nice, but if we lose in the World Series I'll be more pissed than ever. Ever. Let's act like Yankees fans and throw this front up until we're hoisting that trophy high:

Da Bears

The unofficial, pre-season FLC (OOTNGB) stance regarding the
Bears season would be that their record, after all was said and done, would be...4 and 12. This was based on last season's performance and the seemingly terrible decision to draft Matt Forte in the 2nd round and the potentially disastrous offensive line situation. I stand corrected. After smashing Indy, at Indy, and spanking Carolina for 3 quarters on the road, I'm adjusting the official stance. 10 and 6 is the new prediction. This prediction comes with some qualifiers. One: Brian Urlacher needs to concentrate on hittin' running backs and not hittin' skeezers like this:


2. Matt Forte continues to run like Emmit Smith and not like this dunce:


3. Greg Olson stops actin' a bitch and learns how to make plays like the H-Bomb:



And 4: We treat the Bucs like we would if this skank hoe were trying to jack us for our ends:


If all this happens, I'll be smiling like the 'Lach and Zume in this pic (recognize that chick BL is fondling? She's from Rock of Love Season 1...)


BTW, I know I have some loyal readers that are Lions fans. Let me remind y'all are 0-2 and this is what MegaTron really looks like:



Watch Mike Brown shut his ass down.

Bikini Shot

I promised my devoted fans that I would post the Sarah Palin bikini shots once they were available. My main-man forwarded this to me (one of the best attorneys in Chicago-email me if you need his info.) and I appreciate the thought:


It's probably photoshopped, but McCain's camp couldn't have done a better job. It's about f-ing time we had a bikini-clad, gun-totin', fancy-spectacled-wearin' VP candidate. I heard Obama's camp is releasing an equivalent photo of Biden to garner female votes. Don't worry, I won't be posting it: