Cougar Alert! Hissssssssssssssttt!

As we all know, the official OOTNGB stance regarding blogging about politics is that we don't do it. Ever. There is too much going on behind the scenes we're not privy to and multitudes of opinions, "insights", and other inane information to sift through that I feel like I would be wasting my time and only offering regurgitate for my loyal readers to enjoy. And this exception to my blog policy proves my point. Hours and days of "pundits'" and citizens' lives were spent arguing over who would be McCain's VP. And none of them knew jack shiat. McCain just changed the whole game up by throwing this surprise left-hook:



This post isn't about Sarah Palin's contribution to McCain's campaign or the potential threat she poses to Obama's, because quite frankly, I have no f-ing clue what either one of those are. I hope some of those questions can be answered in the comments section.

No, this post is to fulfill the duties I uphold as a Cougar watchman and to issue the Cougar Alert when I see a dangerous Cougar on the prowl. And believe you me, this is one dangerous cougar. Look at the perfectly manicured up-do, the economically applied make-up and the tasteful glasses. This chick is hot and will eat lesser men alive, I guarantee it.



I want you to look carefully at her eyes in this picture. Do you see what they're saying? They're saying, "I will find a strapping man half my age, ravish him sexually, and leave him shortly thereafter whimpering and asking if I love him. And to that I will simply answer, I just did." Be very careful if you happen to encounter this cougar in the wild. Try your best to not make eye-contact and back away slowly.

Let's see the natural look:



Stunning. You might see this face at a PTA meeting one minute and the next in a stylish nightclub, stalking her prey.

All kidding aside, and I know she has a family and all that crap (not that that necessarily diminishes her potential cougarhood), this chick is pretty hot. I'm really excited about this election now. It's going to get real interesting. When the bikini shots surface, I will faithfully post them.