Cougar Alert! Hissssssssssssssttt!

As we all know, the official OOTNGB stance regarding blogging about politics is that we don't do it. Ever. There is too much going on behind the scenes we're not privy to and multitudes of opinions, "insights", and other inane information to sift through that I feel like I would be wasting my time and only offering regurgitate for my loyal readers to enjoy. And this exception to my blog policy proves my point. Hours and days of "pundits'" and citizens' lives were spent arguing over who would be McCain's VP. And none of them knew jack shiat. McCain just changed the whole game up by throwing this surprise left-hook:



This post isn't about Sarah Palin's contribution to McCain's campaign or the potential threat she poses to Obama's, because quite frankly, I have no f-ing clue what either one of those are. I hope some of those questions can be answered in the comments section.

No, this post is to fulfill the duties I uphold as a Cougar watchman and to issue the Cougar Alert when I see a dangerous Cougar on the prowl. And believe you me, this is one dangerous cougar. Look at the perfectly manicured up-do, the economically applied make-up and the tasteful glasses. This chick is hot and will eat lesser men alive, I guarantee it.



I want you to look carefully at her eyes in this picture. Do you see what they're saying? They're saying, "I will find a strapping man half my age, ravish him sexually, and leave him shortly thereafter whimpering and asking if I love him. And to that I will simply answer, I just did." Be very careful if you happen to encounter this cougar in the wild. Try your best to not make eye-contact and back away slowly.

Let's see the natural look:



Stunning. You might see this face at a PTA meeting one minute and the next in a stylish nightclub, stalking her prey.

All kidding aside, and I know she has a family and all that crap (not that that necessarily diminishes her potential cougarhood), this chick is pretty hot. I'm really excited about this election now. It's going to get real interesting. When the bikini shots surface, I will faithfully post them.

Barack and Roll

Most of my readers are Obama supporters and I'd say all but one are huge Rick Astley fans. Therefore I think I'm obligated to share this:



-Dan

Vintage Footage

I know most of you won't give a flying-f***, but I found this full-length DePaul vs. Lousville game from 1980. For those of you that don't know, this DePaul squad was arguably the best of all time and was loaded with future NBA talent such as Mark Aguirre (#1 overall pick in '81), Terry Cummings (#2 overall pick in '82), Skip Dillard ('82 NBA draft pick), Teddy Grubbs (McDonald's All-American), etc.

Check out the video here: http://tv4u.com/show-large-video.asp?cid=26&sid=705&vid=1966&t=1980%20DePaul%20vs%20Louisville&cat=Classic%20Sports

Louisville was coming off a National championship season. A great game and you get to see Billy Packard in him prime! The advertisers are hilarious-Datsun, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Milton Bradley...it was a simpler time.

It's sad to watch it now because of the current shape of the Mens Basketball program. Hey Jerry Wainwright (head coach of DePaul), and I know you read this family blog regularly so I won't get too heated, but: Could you please get off your a** and get some recruits in here? We have 0 recruits for '09 while Villanova already has the #2 recruiting class and G'Town and Marquette are in the top 10.

I know you only recruit "character" guys, but shiat, we need some bodies in here, you might have to get some "less that desirables" in here if we want to field a team in '09, because you know Dar and Mac are going pro on us early like every other decent player we ever get. Seriously, it might be time to go the Bob Huggins' route and recruit some players that might not fit our high character, Vincentian mold, like this a**h***:

-Dan

Why the Olympics sucks and I'm glad they're over

Olympic Race-Walking. WTF is this shiat?


Did I just watch footage from Miami's gay pride parade? Is this really a sport? I thought Ping-Pong and Badminton were stretches as Olympic "Sports", but this has to be the grossest misappropriation of the word "sport", EVER. I would even argue that bowling is more deserved of the name "sport" than this nonsense.

I was sure that Olympic Race-Walking was only added recently to the Olympic games as a concession to the PC constituency. I was wrong. People have been race-walking since the 19th century.

It's been an Olympic sport since 1908! Back then they called the sport pedestrianism

It's funny that the 3rd and 4th definitions of pedestrianism in the dictionary are:

3.
of or pertaining to walking.

4.
lacking in vitality, imagination, distinction, etc.; commonplace; prosaic or dull: a pedestrian commencement speech.

I think the 4th definition describes Olympic Race-Walking perfectly.

Now that I think about it, the 2008 Olympics in general were pedestrian. The US crushed everybody in basketball, the Chinese dominated Badminton and some other non-sports like gymnastics, and every other event was equally as boring and predictable, except for synchronized swimming. I've always been a fan of the sport and been intrigued by the types of "athletes" the event attracts. For those that haven't seen any examples of a typical member of the Brazilian SS team, please enjoy:

Yes, these twin-sisters are actually on the Brazilian SS team. And you were probably watching Michael Phelps's ugly ass flop around in the water, weren't you?

Suckah. Stick with me if you want to know what to watch during the Olympics.

-Dan

p.s. I've got to give China some credit for making sure there were some pretty hot cheerleaders at damn near every event. Though this is a family site and I generally disagree with sexist, pinko-commie bastards on every point, I have to take my hats off to them for this: